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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits most. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colours may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Recap when not in use. Drop in any mail box. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Fan may start at any time. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. May cause injury up 360 feet away No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Do not try this at home. Contents of coffee cup may be hot. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Remove from box before plugging in. Handicap only. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Violant shaking and rapid changes in direction will occur. Touch-tone phones only. Do not exspose to direct sunlight. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. No refills. Test in a hidden area before applying. Use of this product may be linked to serious injuries or disorders. Do not exceed 130 pounds. Close cover before striking. Activation and termination fees are extra. For use in dry area, risk of shock. Caution: Contains hot oil and steam. Make sure you are wearing bright, reflective, flame retardant clothing. Do not use on steep hills or ice. Always use the enclosed safety loop. Sold by volume. Do not dry clean. Refrigerate or discard any unused portions. You must be this high to go on this ride. This product is NOT a safe alternative to cigarettes. Selection, pricing and special offers vary by store and online. Do not use as a pillow or floatation device. For industrail use only. Try to use face paints instead of masks. If any parts are missing or defective, do not return, call 1-800-555-9054. Performed on a closed coarse. Do not use if seal is broken. For entertainment only. Permanent on most surfaces. This product contains natural rubber latex, which may cause allergic reactions. Objects in mirror are closer then they appear. Actual odds depend on the number of eligible entries received. Do not use in cribs, beds, carriages or playpens.

 

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